trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

"When you’re in the position I’m in, you have two options: you can either shut yourself off from everybody, from the world, and not live a full life. Or you welcome everybody into your life and occasionally somebody will try to take advantage. And I’d much rather be that person who lets people in.”

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

onlylolgifs:

Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

cop: do you know how fast you were going?
me: 0 to 100 real quick
*we both start fist bumpin and shouting HELL YEAH HELL YEAH*

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun halloween costume idea: dress up as the U2 album and show up at parties everywhere, uninvited and unwanted